What a month! My new year’s resolution was to start blogging more often, but my other new year’s resolution was to pay off all my debt. So while paying off all my debt, I don’t get much time to blog. These are some serious first world problems, and that’s my back asswards way of saying that I’m sorry for the lag in writing. Clearly, I need a book deal, bitches.
So it’s been a very rough month, and we have to put my grandfather in a nursing home before he accidentally assaults my mom’s ass with his cane because he hallucinated her as a dinosaur or banshee. He’s been staying up all night, talking to dead people, and it’s a very sad situation. The even sadder part is he has nothing to show for his 90 years on earth except 4 or 5 campers, 106 tires, and some wooden instruments that are warped from humidity.
Damn yo, that’s harsh to reflect on. And with that comes the fact that I want some nice shit and don’t want to end up like him, on my kid’s couch, peeing it up and fighting about taking a bath for a doctor’s appointment once a [...]