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		<title>5 Ways I Try to Fight The War Against My White Trash Genetics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, it&#8217;s been a hot minute since I have updated this blog. For a while, I had high hopes of updating once a week, but I think that&#8217;s a bit ambitious for someone who is proud she can wipe her own ass with minimal pain. Things got dark for a while and I was super [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillbilly Vocabulary: What The Hell Are You Talking About?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy trucker mullet, it&#8217;s been a hot minute since I updated my blog, and I&#8217;m sorrier then Milli when Vanilli committed suicide. But when I was visiting my family over the holidays, I realized it was important for me to post about hillbillies and their &#8220;language.&#8221; I&#8217;m a translator amongst my people. I translate all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My sister VS. The Entire Staff of the Whirlpool Call Center</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s very rare anyone in my family buys new shit, and it&#8217;s for a good reason. My mother goes through washers and dryers like Honey Boo-Boo&#8217;s mom goes through Doritos, all because she is such a laundry-retarded hillbilly.  She actually washes rugs in the washer and other things you probably shouldn&#8217;t wash and we suspect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Believe it or not, rednecks and hillbillies are different (but still retarded) sub-cultures. Let me explain&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/believe-it-or-not-rednecks-and-hillbillies-are-different-but-still-retarded-sub-cultures-let-me-explain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[0savesSave I&#8217;d like to think that I am the authority on all matters white trash. I have a PH.D. in abandoned toilets, potted meat, and the Grand Ole Opry. But all of this useless knowledge didn&#8217;t just come to me overnight guys. It took a dysfunctional set of mentors to sculpt my knowledge and show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Hillbilly Mother: Also Referred to as &#8220;Grabby McGrabberson&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[~Disclaimer: I love my mom. But now that I&#8217;ve verified that&#8230;~ I want to write a blog about my mother since I haven&#8217;t ripped on her ass for a while, and she&#8217;s in such southern Baptist denial about this blog existing, she doesn&#8217;t dare look for it. That would mean she&#8217;d have to acknowledge how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why I will NEVER Stop Thriftin&#8217;! (You Can&#8217;t Stop the Thrift!)</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/10-reasons-why-i-will-never-stop-thriftin-you-cant-stop-the-thrift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 22:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite things to do is to visit thrift stores and collect weird little items and people watch. We call it &#8220;thriftin.&#8221; Only two groups of people do this activity: Poor people and hipsters pretending to be poor. But thrifting has so many advantages and can even help your self esteem.  You do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Consumer Enema: Fuck Self Check Out</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/the-consumer-enema-fuck-self-check-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/the-consumer-enema-fuck-self-check-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[childhood obesity]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/?p=316</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeh, I said it. While I commend any attempt by man towards a greater world with technology, I want to give a big fuck you to whoever thought of Self Check Out. I&#8217;m sure your dreams for this venture were grand, but you failed execution of said dream like I failed my Introduction into Algebra [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Sasquatch is More Domesticated than My Sister</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/10-reasons-why-sasquatch-is-more-domesticated-than-my-sister/</link>
		<comments>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/10-reasons-why-sasquatch-is-more-domesticated-than-my-sister/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/?p=309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This has been a topic in my mind for many days now, and I think it&#8217;s one worthy to blog about. I have decided that officially, the Sasquatch is indeed a better homemaker than my sister could ever hope to be.  As he rustles the leaves, and wipes his ape-like ass with various foliage, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aluminum Foil and Clenched Teeth: Keep on Truckin&#8217; Bo</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/aluminum-foil-and-clenched-teeth-keep-on-truckin-bo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/aluminum-foil-and-clenched-teeth-keep-on-truckin-bo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 22:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My life has always been unstable, and many nights I have spent staring at the ceiling, wondering what it would have been like to be born into a stable family that sort of had their shit together. Would I be a different person completely? Would I have learned how to manage my finances in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Above Ground Pools, meth heads and why my bro-in-law loves Xanex</title>
		<link>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/above-ground-pools-meth-heads-and-why-my-bro-in-law-loves-xanex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.whoshavedmymullet.com/above-ground-pools-meth-heads-and-why-my-bro-in-law-loves-xanex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 22:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mulletfrenzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize that I have abandoned you, my mulleted warriors, since I haven&#8217;t updated this blog in a long time. I haven&#8217;t abandoned you though. I was working 2 jobs trying to tip toe between the lines of being a Jamaican and &#8220;oh-my-god-I-can&#8217;t-end-up-like-my-family.&#8221; I then accepted a new job, and left both old jobs&#8230;giving me [...]]]></description>
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