It was last week when I was told of a great tale involving a threesome with a handicapped individual, my brother-in-law, and their best friend Busch Lite.
Apparently my brother-in-law went out to visit his friend “One-Eared Willy” in the Section 8 projects where many disabled folks lived.
As they sat on the steps of One-Eared-Willy’s house with beer, a gentleman in a motorized wheelchair rolled over to my brother-in- law, and yelled obscenities while waving around the arm of the wheelchair. “I’m gonna kick your ass motherfucker!” My brother-in-law was intoxicated and carefree, he wanted no part in that. After all, the world wasn’t ready for the new moves of the Gold-Toothed Gargantuan.
“NO hell you ain’t. Get on out of here!” said my also drunk brother-in-law.
“I’m gonna kick your ass!” said the man on his wheelchair, still waving around his wheelchair handle, ready to fuck something up.
Out came the can of Grizzly dip straight into his cheek, as my brother-in-law reared back on an imaginary wrestling ring, and ran at the mouthy drunk gentleman, clothes lining him completely OUT of his wheelchair, onto the ground. He laid there, in silence, wondering what the hell happened to him.
My brother-in-law then turned around, told the shocked One-Eared-Willy he would talk to him later, and headed out. Meanwhile, the 3 paramedics who showed up shortly after were able to get the handicapped gentleman (I’ll call him the Crippled Crusader) off of the ground and back in his wheelchair. Gold Tooth won this round. It would be the last.
And that is the story of how my brother-in-law made his first wrestlin’match against a handicapped drunk. I immediately wanted to share this story with you.
This blog is short, and it was worth it.
Aight Nah, Gal.